I am a child of the Internet

“How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?”

Ruby Wax 

Reblogging the SHIT out of this.

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akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!
I love a mystery!
Please share this photo!

operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!

I love a mystery!

Please share this photo!

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Every flower must first grow through dirt

Every flower must first grow through dirt

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Deleted newsheadlinetextpost lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

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gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

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tranblogger:

squided:

the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

there are definitely more than 9 planets in the entire universe. like at least 10

At least

maybe even 11 or 12

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officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

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biodiverseed:

Indoor Tropical Fruit for Temperate Gardeners

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